

The Greatest Game Ever Played Alright, alright. Lemme introduce myself. I'm a gamer, plain and simple. I mash buttons and stare deeply into a screen that transports my brain to another world for several hours as I sit on my ass and munch doritos. (Fuck yeah, brain food). If you know me, which I'm assuming most of you reading this don't, thus the introduction, I've played and still play a fucking ton of vidja games. When people gave me those little applications in high school that asked, "what sport do you play?" I put GameCube. That's right. Why bother kick a frickin' round spotted ball around a field all goddamn day. I proudly kill alien zombies and does not afraid of anThe Greatest Game Ever Played by ~In-The-Machine